No Hunchbacks on Notre Dame – Canadian GP 2013

Flag_of_CanadaThe Canadian Grand Prix was uncharacteristically uneventful this year. I really hate to call it, but this was probably the least exciting race of the season thus far. On top of that, there was an unfortunately a track-side fatality as a track-worker was crushed under the truck that was moving Esteban Gutierrez’s broken down car.

My condolences go to the friends and relatives of the deceased track worker. Lepää rauhassa…

Race direction: Okay

I’ll let the Canadian race director slip by on an okay rating. I counted three missed yellow flags, but the flag-graphic was a little jumpy all weekend because of the rain experienced in practice and qualifying, so I believe there weren’t too many on-track events that were missed. Also, the director caught over half the pit-stops and thanks to cars getting lapped multiple times, (and also due to certain drivers) we also got to see some of the action in the middle and the back.

Top-10

  1. Sebastian Vettel was unstoppable. By the end of the race there were only four drivers on the same lap as him.
  2. Fernando Alonso fought his way up, taking down Hamilton and Webber. A solid drive to a solid finish.
  3. Lewis Hamilton was chasing down Vettel all through the race but simply couldn’t close the distance. Still, a hell of a drive which helped to keep Mercedes and Lewis on the championship trail.

Mark Webber was able to pull off a solid 4th place on a partially damaged front wing and, for the first time in a while, joined Vettel in Red Bull’s victory photograph indicating that at least the worst of the strife between these team-mates seems to have passed. Nico Rosberg fell behind somewhat and he might have even been overtaken by Alonso. Still a fifth place was still a fairly good finish, though one position lower than Nico started from. Still, a good result for Mercedes. Jean-Eric Vergne pulled off a solid performance for Toro Rosso by rising from 7th in the start to 6th in the finish. It would have been even better had his team-mate also finished on points.

After causing a red flag in Q2, Felipe Massa made an impressive rise over taking several drivers to rise from 16th in the start to 8th in the finish, making Ferrari’s day a good one. Another impressive rise came from Force India’s Paul Di Resta, who rose from 17th (having not made Q2) to finishing 7th. Di Resta can really pat himself on the back for that one. His team-mate had a hell of a time in Montreal, first suffering a spin, getting hit by Maldonado and then getting a drive-through penalty. Never the less, Adrian Sutil was still able to finish 10th, taking the final point for Force India.

Kimi Räikkönen got off to a good start and was catching up to the top-5. However, a braking problem and a botched pit-stop robbed him of any big points. Kimi finished 9th, one position up from where he started.

Golden Pineapple Award

Sergio Perez strengthens his grip on the Pineapple throne by being 11th for the third time this season. Not a good result, albeit still one position better than his team-mate. McLarens are really having a horrible start to the season. Best of luck to Cheko, maybe the British Grand Prix will be more productive.

Drop-out count: 3

Nico Hülkenberg started strong but while trying to lap Giedo Van Der Garde, the Dutch driver failed to give way and Hülk bumped into him. The damage punctured his tyre and forced him to retire. Van Der Garde was really the centre of attention in this race. Not only did he break the Hülk’s car, he also failed to give way to Mark Webber and received a Stop & Go penalty. Van Der Garde lost his front wing during his crash with Hülkenberg which ended his race.

Sadly not caught on camera, Esteban Gutierrez apparently slammed his Sauber into the wall of the first chicane after exciting the pits.

Back of the Lot News

Jenson Button was only able to improve his standings slightly from the start, finishing 12th behind his team-mate. Romain Grosjean also rose from the very back of the lot (due to his Monaco penalty) to 13th. Nowhere near the scoring range.

It was also a disappointing day for a bunch of middle tier drivers. Valtteri Bottas was entirely unable to defend his excellent qualifying time. He started 3rd, dropped to 6th during the first few laps and finally finsihed 14th, two positions up from his team-mate. Maldonado ruined his own race by bumping into Adrian Sutil and receiving a drive-through penalty. Also, Daniel Ricciardo slumped from an 11th place start to a finish at 15th. I have no idea what happened to him.

Same old, same old, Bianchi and Pic switched places so that Bianchi could finish 17th, another minor victory for Marussia over Caterham although their driver was also dead last.

Dead last: Max Chilton finished 3 laps down, though in fairness, he only finished last because Van Der Garde didn’t finish at all.

Canadian GP race report forth coming…

Due to time difference and other distractions, the race report will be posted later today…

Race ranking pages and others will be updated accordingly.

Why I will never buy a PlayStation…

playstation logoSony’s PlayStation consoles have been around for almost 20 years now and with people having some issues with Nintendo and even more so with Microsoft, Sony seems to have an upper-hand in the up-coming console generation. While I will probably not get the new Xbox One console, make no mistake, I am also steering clear of PlayStation 4 as well. Why? I have never liked the PlayStation.

As should be evident to anyone who’s read my blog, I was a Nintendo-kid who later became something of an overt fanboy. I’m nowhere near that bad any more, but I still support the Big N. Nintendo always provides what I want from a video-gaming experience and they are my go-to company in anything game related. That’s not to say I play or like Nintendo consoles exclusively. Given the choice (even with Mega Man X, DKC2 and Yoshi’s Island) I would still pick a Sega Mega Drive over a Super Nintendo. Of course, I also own an Xbox 360. I think the TurboGrafx-16 was the best console that was never given a chance to shine and, given the chance, I would have given the 7800 (Atari’s final good console) the time of day.

So where does my dislike of the PlayStation and Sony stem from? The way I see it, there are three sources. Firstly, though this probably has the least effect on the matter now, my earlier bad history with PlayStation. Secondly, there’s my issues with the PlayStation line (more specifically PS2 and 3) as well as the Sony-brand in general. And thirdly, there’s my general dislike of the Sony corporation.

1. My bad history with PSX…

As mentioned before, I was a Nintendo kid and most of my early video-gaming experiences involved Nintendo. By the time of the Nintendo 64, I was a full-blown fanatic. The N64 is still my favourite console but, at the time, I had a hard time understanding why most people seemed to shrug it off in favour of the PlayStation.

I was in constant and eager anticipation of the next BIG N64 title that would blow the PlayStation out of the water. Sadly, that was perhaps part of the problem with the N64 image. There were only the occasional BIG games whereas the PlayStation seemed to have a more steady flow of titles that people talked about. The N64 did have its followers, but I noticed many of them were more into the multiplayer titles (which I’m not nor ever was) and Nintendo really only stayed on top with the Pokémon franchise being as crazy popular at the time as it was.

My disdain only became greater when it was dawning on me that the PlayStation had effectively dethroned Nintendo as the market leading console developer and I was even bitter about the Dreamcast failing because of the PS2, though I admit that I was a little elated to see Sega start releasing games on Nintendo’s system (and before someone asks why that was a good thing, this was before Sega started sucking). However, during the GameCube period it was finally dawning on me that the gaming market had really changed. Nintendo was still doing good, just not as number-1, and Microsoft, which everyone (myself included) heckled for releasing the Xbox, was starting to become a viable console manufacturer.

Of course later I discovered the whole Nintendo Backstab episode of history and I even gained a level of respect for the very first PlayStation. I still don’t like Sony, but now I at least respect them to a degree, because I do believe competition is healthier for the video game industry, rather than flat-out monopoly.

2. The Sony Brand…

Having worked in appliances, I’ve come to notice how Sony banks on its name value more than probably any other company. Sony products aren’t more durable or objectively better than any other products, they just cost more because it has those four letters printed on it. I will admit that Sony has good timing and sense on what technologies are really hot right now and know how to exploit that to their advantage. Which is really how competition works in home electronics.

While I have a degree of respect for the first PlayStation, I have very little for either the PlayStation 2 and 3. Regardless of what people believe, these system’s market success was based on one thing: settling format wars. In fact, I think the only thing holding back the PS4 right now is that there isn’t a format war to settle this time around. The PS2 finally helped push DVD out of the realm of curiosity into becoming the de facto format for releasing home video (and finally ending the history of the VHS tape). Similarly, the PS3 helped close down the war between BluRay and HD-DVDs.

Not only that, with the PlayStation 3 in particular, the console became more of an all-purpose multimedia device (though admittedly the Xbox 360 is guilty of this too) adding a great deal of redundancy to a system that really needs to do only one thing. Even Nintendo’s forced into this same loop of adding pointless internet and playback features, which is something a game system doesn’t really need. This sort of trend-setting is currently the thing I hate about video-game consoles and Sony isn’t helping. In the form of actual gameplay related innovations, you really only need to look at the controllers of the past three PlayStations to see how far they’ve gone…

With all this unnecessary stuff in their consoles, I find Kaz Hirai’s comments about PlayStation 4 being principally “a great game system” quite ironic. Yes, that would be a change from what you’ve been doing up till now.

3. The Sony Consumeporation…

Another reason I don’t ever feel a sudden urge to buy a PlayStation is that I don’t really want to support Sony voluntarily when I can help it. The fact is, you are putting more money in Sony’s pocket from things you wouldn’t even suspect. Are you buying some blank DVDs, some PC equipment or going to the movies. Chances are you’re buying something that says Sony and you’ll never notice.

The sad truth is that Sony pretty much owns everything. One-third of the studios in Hollywood, a sizable slice of the home electronics industry, lots of smaller products. To quote Weebl, they have “fingers in many pies”. In other words, even if the PS4 was to be an utter disaster (unlikely), the company would not suffer. Any financial set-backs the company has are temporary at best.

In other words, Sony doesn’t need my business. If I urgently need blank DVDs, the only brand is Sony and every store in town is closing, I will probably not turn them down – but I won’t be needing their game console any time soon.

Finally, some good things to say about the PlayStation…

I’ve already mentioned in this blog that I don’t think Sony is the Anti Christ or anything like that, but perhaps I should reiterate some of the few positive things I have to say about the PlayStation. Like I said before, I can actually admire the sudden success of Sony’s first console, considering how it had everything going against it. I’m also not saying the format switch, which Sony excellarated, from VHS to DVD was a bad move. I think it’s the main reason a lot of people bought the PS2 initially, but I’m not saying this format switch was necessarily bad.

And while I dislike the PlayStation 3 basically pulling off a similar move with the BluRay format, I do have to note my surprise at how well the PS3 did in the long run. Especially, considering that everyone thought the PS3 would bomb due its ridiculously high price at launch. Although, Sony basically proved again that people are willing to spend more if their name is attached to the product.

I don’t like Sony. I can respect them, but I’m never gonna like them.

Bottas starts from 3rd in Canada

Bottas_ValtteriValtteri Bottas is starting from grid-3 in the Canadian Grand Prix tomorrow. Starting ahead of him are Sebastian Vettel on pole and Lewis Hamilton. Bottas achieved the excellent starting grid in a difficult qualifying where the circuit was constantly wet due to continuous drizzles. The position is especially promising as the Williams team has not been able to score points during the whole season.

The conditions proved incredibly difficult to most drivers. Kimi Räikkönen for instance is starting from grid-9. Conversely, Toro Rosso had an excellent qualifying with both of their drivers starting from the top-10 (Vergne from 7th and Ricciardo from 10th). Valtteri’s team-mate Pastor Maldonado is starting from grid-13 after barely making Q2. The McLarens had a miserable qualifying with Button and Perez starting from outside the top-10. Not only did Romain Grosjean have a terrible lap-time (losing to Caterham’s Charles Pic at 19th), due to a ten place penalty drop for his crash in Monaco, he will be starting either from the back of the whole lot or the pit-lane.

I’m hoping for an exciting race tomorrow and Canada has usually been a pretty good venue in this regard. Best of luck to Valtteri and may Williams finally score those points. Onnea kisaan, Valtteri!

Update: Both Räikkönen and Ricciard received a 2 position dropping penalty for by-passing everyone on the pit-lane exit when second qualifying had to restart due to red flags. Felipe Massa crashed during Q2 and is starting from position-16. Räikkönen’s penalty was given first followed by Ricciardo which means that Räikkönen will start from grid-10 while Ricciardo will start directly behind him. Nico Hülkenberg was raised from position 11 to grid-9.

My Top-10 Xbox 360 Games

Xbox_360_Logo.svgThe Xbox 360 was my secondary game system during the previous console generation, but I definitely had some good times on it and played a lot of cool games. So, just to be fair (as it seems increasingly unlikely that I’m going to get an Xbox One), I felt it was high time for me to list my favourite games on the system. Just so this list is an accurate representation of my favourites, I’m also going to include physical and downloadable games equally, unlike with my Top-10 Wii Games list.

Some honourable mentions before moving on: Worms 2 Armageddon (XBLA), Sonic Generations, Assassin’s Creed, Brütal Legend, Street Fighter III (XBLA) and Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe.

Let’s get on with the list…

Mirror's_Edge10. Mirror’s Edge

This was one of the first games I got for my 360 and it was also a surprisingly good title considering I had literally no expectations for it. In Mirror’s Edge, you control a girl named Faith who runs messages and packages in a tyrannical city, avoiding police and later other runners. Mirror’s Edge is a unique and novel concept, a first-person parqour/free-running title.

The challenge in Mirror’s Edge is evaluating distances and performing crazy jumps as well as climbing around to avoid whoever is pursuing you or to just get to the goal. The controls could feel a bit challenging, but the more you played the better you would get at it. Also, the stunts got difficult quite fast but nothing quite beats the sensation of finally completing a complicated stunt and shaking off the fuzz. What adds to the sense of urgency is that you can’t kill any of the enemies in this game, just knock them out temporarily.

Mirror’s Edge was an awesome game with one extremely sad weakness: its length. The game only has 10 complete levels after which you’re already done. The game is just criminally short and I can’t wait for DICE to finally finish the sequel I’ve been pining for ever since I played the first game. But yeah, the only reason Mirror’s Edge isn’t higher is because it’s so damned short. A brilliant game, but short.

DukeNukemForever9. Duke Nukem Forever

The nay-sayers can kiss my ass, Duke Nukem Forever was awesome. With over a decade spent in development hell and even getting seemingly cancelled in 2010, I was just happy to finally get to play a new Duke Nukem game after all this time. DNF had everything you could want from a Duke Nukem game: aliens, guns and babes. Hearing Jon St. John spouting one-liners and borrowed quotes from movies was totally worth going through the hardcore levels which even got me frustrated with their difficulty at times.

Duke Nukem Forever also had some new and genuinely fun ideas, like Duke’s gas-gussling truck, the mini-Duke sections as well as the traditional boyish and juvenile sense of humour. Sure, I hated the fact that you could only carry two weapons with you, but on every level the game was a step up from Duke Nukem 3D and I’m not gonna complain about the gameplay because there honestly wasn’t anything worth complaining about.

DNF’s only weakness is that it leaned a little too heavily on its predecessor in a few things like its selection of weapons and monsters. The game’s audio design was okay, but the game definitely over-used the Grab-Bag theme in its music selection and I would have maybe hoped for a bit more variety in the level design. And strange as it seems, I really thought the finale came out of nowhere, when I really could have played for a few more levels more. Still, I loved it and if you love Duke Nukem, you should love it too…

Cboxlimbo8. Limbo

Platformers are very close to my heart, but sadly the game industry has moved on so much that you will be hard-pressed to find new and innovative ideas in this genre anymore. Then came Limbo and totally changed up everything you thought about 2D platformers.

Whereas people tend to think of platforming games as colourful, child-friendly affairs, Limbo went in a completely different direction. The game had a minimalistic silhouette art-style and a dark, dismal atmosphere where you had to guide the nameless boy to the end while avoiding deadly traps and giant spiders. Limbo was excellent in that it forced you to think in order to escape a particular situation.

Also, for something so simplistic looking, the game could give you the heeby-jeebies in a big way. Limbo is a brilliant example of experimental game designing and absolutely worth downloading for the Xbox. However, the game also has practically non-existant replay value and that sadly kept it from getting any higher on the list.

SecretSE7. The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition

In 2009 there were great news for Monkey Island fans, a new instalment of the series was coming out and a remake of the first game was also in the works. The Secret of Monkey Island, being my second favourite game in the series, obviously means a lot to me and I absolutely loved the do-over that LucasArts gave it.

Obviously they updated the graphics to look much more colourful and vibrant than before. The character animations may have suffered a bit from being overlayed atop the original sprites, but in all, the game looked better than ever. The music was lovingly orchestrated by Jesse Harlin, now with real instruments and with Peter McConnell returning to do a bitchin’ new violin solo for the Ghost Ship Shuffle.

Best yet, the game’s voice-cast brought back classic voice-actors from both The Curse of and Escape from Monkey Island. Dominic Armato returns as the loveably inept pirate hero Guybrush Threepwood, Earl Boen as the Ghost Pirate LeChuck, Alexandra Boyd lends her lovely British accent to Elaine Marley and we also are treated by the talent of Emmy Award winner Rob Paulsen as both the Lookout and Bob the Skeleton.

As great as the Special Edition was (way better than the inevitable Monkey Island 2 Special Edition), I felt putting a remake of a game on the Top-5 was asking a bit too much. It is a definite must-play for fans of Old School Adventure Games, never the less.

SonicAdventure26. Sonic Adventure 2

Another thing I was really grateful for the Xbox for was that Sega decided to re-release some of their classic Dreamcast titles on it. While I appreciated being exposed to Crazy Taxi, Soul Calibur and the very first Sonic Adventure, I have to say that getting re-experience Sonic Adventure 2 again after several years since last playing it on the Nintendo GameCube was a thrill and a joy.

Sonic Adventure 2 is superior to its predecessor in most every way. Instead a bunch of short campaigns, Sonic Team focused on making two long and varied campaigns, one for the heroes and one for the villains. Instead of a redundant hub-world, levels were instead connected by a continous procession of cut-scenes. And not only that, the soundtrack was extremeley varied with themes varying from Japan Pop to Rock, Hip Hop and RNB. Not to mention, this instalment introduced two of my favourite Sonic characters, Shadow and Rouge. The story, I’ll admit, wasn’t quite on the same level as the first game – but it fit the bill nicely for this title.

Is Sonic Adventure 2 a flawless game? Hardly. There is are some odd voice-sync issues with some cut-scenes. The Tails and Robotnick levels suffer from a complete lack of challenge (except for some platforming), this game didn’t really improve on the camera mechanics of the first and I also felt that not only were Shadow’s levels much better than Sonic’s, the villains’ campaign completely overshadowed (no pun intended) the heroes’ campaign in its complexity and character development. And Tails’ voice sounded awful of course.

However, this game still improved a lot from the first title and is in my view, easily, the best 3D Sonic game. It’s only the rough edges that keep it from reaching Top-5.

Psychonautsbox5. Psychonauts

Now, I never owned the original Xbox, so naturally I missed out on Tim Schafer’s first foray into gaming since leaving LucasArts. Psychonauts was thankfully re-released for the XBLA and playing it turned out to be one of my highlight experiences on the 360 (even greater than Brütal Legend). Psychonauts is yet another game that proves that platformers can do a great deal more than just be expendable kiddy entertainment.

In the game, you’re Raz, a kid on a psychic summer camp where you try to uncover a dark secret. You travel into the minds of others, face character’s fears and enjoy that delicious brand of Tim Schafer insanity you’ve come to expect from him. With tight controls, inventive level design and a story that goes deeper than your typical “save the princess” affair, Psychonauts is a landmark title in the platforming genre.

Using your psychic power and encountering goofy characters is a great deal of fun. This game definitely deserved a spot in the top-5, but I felt no higher than 5, since the game is a re-release after all.

Batman_Arkham_Asylum4. Batman: Arkham Asylum

Arkham Asylum was a rather uncharacteristic trial from me, seeing as I tend to avoid licenced games. However, seeing a bit of the game’s demo I became fascinated and in the end, I was glad I let myself get hooked on this brilliant title. Arkham Asylum is truly one of the best, possibly THE best, super-hero games out there.

A dark story combined with well-designed action gameplay and tons of familiar characters from the Batman franchise – how could you go wrong? The simple but varied combat system makes sure that even beating down the regular henchmen doesn’t become laborious, but the best parts of the game are definitely where you have to sneak around and avoid detection.

And of course you’ll be going toe-to-toe with iconic Batman villains like Poison Ivy, Bane and Killer Croc. Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill also return from Batman: The Animated Series to provide the voices for the Dark Knight and the Clown Prince of Crime, Joker.

This was one of the most whole-heartedly awesome games for the Xbox 360 and it’s sad how lackluster it’s sequel, Arkham City, turned out to be. If you’re a Batman fan, you need to try this game out.

Fallout_33. Fallout 3

When I first got my Xbox 360, there were very few games out at the time that would have really caught my interest. However, I decided to take a chance with Fallout 3, despite my dislike of most RPGs. However, I have always had a soft-spot for the Fallout series and I even quite liked the first game to some extent, though I was never good enough to actually beat it. Fallout 3 however turned out to be far more rewarding of an experience than I could have hoped for.

Firstly, the game dispensed with most of the redundancies of RPGs with a more action-oriented gameplay. There was still a needlessly complex stat-system, but it was automated enough that I didn’t really need to bother with it too much. Keeping myself healthy and my internal radition levels down was hassle-free enough that it didn’t bother me. I had some genuinely thrilling moments discovering the post-apocalyptic world of the Fallout series and for the first time ever I was actually impressed by the story-telling and the main plot-line of the series. I spent lots of time on Fallout 3 and it definitely filled a gap back when I could still count my 360 games using one hand.

Despite its excellence as a game, Fallout 3 undoubtedly has its faults. One is the trade-mark slip-shotty physics of Bethesda’s games, which at best could be hilarious, at its worst distracting. Secondly, the extremely limited and repetitive voice-cast, despite A-lister Liam Neeson playing your father. Also, the dismal post-apocalyptic world would eventually become somewhat monotonous to explore and I also felt insufficient insentive to go against my good guy nature and act as a bad-guy in the game. Fallout was vast and expansive enough of a title to warrant a spot in the Top-5, but in all honesty, it’s shine begins to wear out the longer you play it.

Mortal_Kombat_92. Mortal Kombat 9

I will admit that I was a little nervous at the news that the Mortal Kombat series was due for a reboot. However, not only was MK9 a succesful reimagining of the franchise, it was also an extremely competent fighting game. So much so that I could so far as to call it the best game of the series. Despite some changes to established MK traditions in the special moves front, the gameplay is probably the most solid it has ever been.

The playable cast is excellent and features many familiar faces from Mortal Kombat 1-3. Apart from a cast with varied special moves, the new X-Ray moves added some excellent variety. Also, the story-mode with its well-directed cut-scenes made me feel like I was watching another MK film. MK9 was a love letter to the fans of the series from NetherRealm. They brought back a lot of familiar elements but redid them in a way that made you appreciate them even more. Perfect example is Mileena, a character I never cared much about but who became one of my favourites through this game.

MK9 was one of the finest gaming experiences on the Xbox 360 and it could have easily deserved to be number-1, but there is still one more game that I think had it beat.

LA-Noire-Box-Art1. L.A. Noire

Rockstar Game’s L.A. Noire sets you in Los Angeles after the second World War where as Cole Phelps you climb the ladder of the LAPD from a beat cop to a traffic investigator and homicide. As you head deeper into LA’s underworld, you’ll start to discover conspiracies and eventually have to witness the entire tragic rise and fall of your character. L.A. Noire had one of the best stories I’ve seen from any video-game in a long while.

When I first learned about this game I expected it to be a GTA-style sandbox title, but instead set in the 50s where you played as the cops. However, you spend a lot of time collecting clues and interrogating suspects, trying to catch them on a lie to crack the case. There are shoot outs and car chases too, but the main objective is connecting the dots and finding out who the felon is and where the cases take you next.

L.A. Noire is in fact one of the most detailed and surprisingly addicting adventure games I have played from recent years. Along with the swining 50s feel and music, the game has a brilliant cast whose voices and faces have been put in to the game to bring the characters alive in a completely new way in a video-game. L.A. Noire was easily the most fun I had with any game on the Xbox 360 and I enjoyed every minute of it. This game was a no-brainer for the top spot on this list, and if you haven’t played it yet, you seriously need to.