Fucking Idiots Association (FIA) abolishes Team Order Rule

The enemy of all sportsmanship, the governing body of Formula One, Federation International de Automobile or known by their various other humorous aliases* has decided to abolish the Team Order Rule. This means that teams are allowed to tell drivers if they should let their team-mates pass themselves. It also means that every team can put their weight behind the most expensive rather than the most talented driver and that there will be even less clarity over which victories in the sport are deserved and which are awarded by timid drivers who don’t want to get fired.

Of course, I’m not gonna stop watching F1 because of this decision because it has been done entirely to protect the so-called credibility of Ferrari. I still have faith in most of the other teams (except maybe McLaren) that they will maintain a more sane, sportsmanlike and fair guideline in how they conduct themselves as racing teams. F1 has gotten another smudge on its reputation because of this ruling – ironically since the Team Order rule will continue to exist in-name-only (and will only be followed upon to give punishment for teams that use it to discredit the sport. Yay! =P )

(* Flatulent Imbisils’ Association, Federation of Incompetent Assholes, Faptastic Idiotic Arsebuggers, Fucking Irritating Asspains, Faggity-ass Impotent Apemen etc.)

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